No sexual partners in Wigan?

No sexual partners in Wigan?

So far my experience of Wigan has been as the home of Uncle Joe’s Mint Balls and the birthplace of George Formby, as well as a stop on the railway journey up to my sister’s home in Darwen.

It now seems that Wigan has another claim to fame: no sexual partners are available there if there’s any credence behind the front page from the Wigan Evening Post shown below. 😉

newspaper front page with headline Man tries to have sex with postbox

The details of this attempted coupling can also be read on Wigan Today.

Hat tip: Morna Simpson

Author: Steve Woods

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