{"id":15690,"date":"2025-07-24T10:40:38","date_gmt":"2025-07-24T10:40:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xislblogs.xtreamlab.net\/slwoods\/?p=15690"},"modified":"2025-07-24T10:40:38","modified_gmt":"2025-07-24T10:40:38","slug":"coloured-curvaceousness","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/?p=15690","title":{"rendered":"Coloured curvaceousness"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n\r\n<p>Some <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bristolpost.co.uk\/whats-on\/shopping\/flattering-38-next-dress-looks-10357162\">consumer clickbait<\/a> from yesterday&#8217;s Bristol &#8216;Live&#8217;, a Reach plc local news title.<\/p>\r\n\r\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/xislblogs.xtreamlab.net\/slwoods\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2025\/07\/curvy-600x823.png\" alt=\"Screenshot of article from Bristol Live with the headline Flattering \u00a338 Next dress that looks great if you're curvy in four colours\" width=\"600\" height=\"823\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-15698\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2025\/07\/curvy-600x823.png 600w, https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2025\/07\/curvy-219x300.png 219w, https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2025\/07\/curvy.png 680w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/>\r\n<br \/>\r\n\r\n<p>Articles for the same product also appeared in other Reach plc titles such as the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.birminghammail.co.uk\/whats-on\/shopping\/next-38-summer-dress-shoppers-32060680\">Manchester Evening News<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk\/news\/fashion-news\/next-shoppers-buying-4-colours-32101777\">Birmingham &#8216;Live&#8217;<\/a>, although their readers were not informed that curvaceousness comes in four colours, as were the good burghers of Bristol.<\/p>\r\n\r\n<p>The reason for this is because the headline writers on those papers can recognise ambiguity, unlike those at the Temple Way Ministry of Truth.<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some consumer clickbait from yesterday&#8217;s Bristol &#8216;Live&#8217;, a Reach plc local news title. Articles for the same product also appeared in other Reach plc titles such as the Manchester Evening News and Birmingham &#8216;Live&#8217;, although their readers were not informed that curvaceousness comes in four colours, as were the good burghers of Bristol. The reason [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,3,32],"tags":[40,36,16,22,33],"class_list":["post-15690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bristol","category-translation-and-language-related-matters","category-media","tag-bristol","tag-comment","tag-english-usage","tag-language","tag-media-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15690"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15690\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":15700,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15690\/revisions\/15700"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}