{"id":2586,"date":"2013-08-31T11:42:29","date_gmt":"2013-08-31T11:42:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/xislblogs.xtreamlab.net\/slwoods\/?p=2586"},"modified":"2013-08-31T18:59:13","modified_gmt":"2013-08-31T18:59:13","slug":"bristol-post-balls-verb-conjugation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/?p=2586","title":{"rendered":"Bristol Post Balls &#8211; verb conjugation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Bristol Post website carries an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bristolpost.co.uk\/breaks-Ashton-Court\/story-19735158-detail\/story.html\">initial report today<\/a> of a fire last night at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bristol.gov.uk\/page\/leisure-and-culture\/ashton-court-estate\">Ashton Court<\/a>, a 17th century mansion house in north Somerset owned by Bristol City Council.<\/p>\n<p>Allegedly penned by someone called DanielEvans1, the third paragraph of the piece reads as follows:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A total of six Avon Fire and Rescue pumps and an aerial appliance were need to extinguish the fire in the early hours.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>An inability to conjugate the verb &#8216;to need&#8217; correctly is evidently no barrier to employment as a journalist at the Temple Way Ministry of Truth. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Bristol Post website carries an initial report today of a fire last night at Ashton Court, a 17th century mansion house in north Somerset owned by Bristol City Council. Allegedly penned by someone called DanielEvans1, the third paragraph of the piece reads as follows: A total of six Avon Fire and Rescue pumps and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,3,32],"tags":[40,16,10,22,33],"class_list":["post-2586","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bristol","category-translation-and-language-related-matters","category-media","tag-bristol","tag-english-usage","tag-facepalm","tag-language","tag-media-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2586","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2586"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2586\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2626,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2586\/revisions\/2626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2586"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2586"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2586"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}