{"id":3203,"date":"2013-12-16T10:00:06","date_gmt":"2013-12-16T10:00:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/xislblogs.xtreamlab.net\/slwoods\/?p=3203"},"modified":"2013-12-16T10:04:20","modified_gmt":"2013-12-16T10:04:20","slug":"christmas-cards-for-bigamists","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/?p=3203","title":{"rendered":"Christmas cards for bigamists?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The image below came into my Twitter feed this morning.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_3207\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-3207\" style=\"width: 600px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/23\/2013\/12\/husband_xmas.png\" alt=\"screenshot of Asda online store item\" width=\"600\" height=\"598\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3207\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2013\/12\/husband_xmas.png 600w, https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2013\/12\/husband_xmas-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2013\/12\/husband_xmas-300x300.png 300w, https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2013\/12\/husband_xmas-144x144.png 144w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-3207\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">3 for \u00a35? Bargain!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><em>Hat tip: <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/StrandedYarnsUK\">Shani<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The image below came into my Twitter feed this morning. Hat tip: Shani.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17,34],"tags":[16,10,35],"class_list":["post-3203","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-oddities","category-social-media","tag-english-usage","tag-facepalm","tag-social-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3203","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3203"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3203\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3210,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3203\/revisions\/3210"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3203"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3203"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3203"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}