{"id":5012,"date":"2014-10-29T11:23:06","date_gmt":"2014-10-29T11:23:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/xislblogs.xtreamlab.net\/slwoods\/?p=5012"},"modified":"2014-10-29T14:04:42","modified_gmt":"2014-10-29T14:04:42","slug":"male-welsh-problems-with-your-love-life-try-tesco","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/?p=5012","title":{"rendered":"Male? Welsh? Problems with your love life? Try Tesco!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you are male, speak Welsh and have problems with your love life, particularly those related to erectile dysfunction, then maybe the new <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Aberystwyth\">Aberystwyth<\/a> store opened by Tesco (<em>motto: every little helps<\/em>) can come to your rescue.<\/p>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailypost.co.uk\/news\/north-wales-news\/free-erections-tescos-embarrassing-cash-8011214\">Daily Post reports<\/a> that the cash machine installed at Tesco&#8217;s new outlet in Aberystwyth is offering a &#8220;free erection&#8221; (codiad am ddim) to Welsh speakers whilst Anglophones have to be content with withdrawing cash free of charge.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_5013\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-5013\" style=\"width: 308px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/23\/2014\/10\/free_erections.jpg\" alt=\"shot of cash machine at Aberystwyth Tesco\" width=\"308\" height=\"380\" class=\"size-full wp-image-5013\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2014\/10\/free_erections.jpg 308w, https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2014\/10\/free_erections-243x300.jpg 243w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 308px) 100vw, 308px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-5013\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Sexual favours for Welsh speakers?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>According to the Post, a Tesco spokesperson is reported to have said: &#8220;We&#8217;ve taken down the sign and will replace it with the correct translation. We appreciate this is a sensitive area.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a little help for Tesco: next time use a professional translator! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p><em>Hat tip: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dutchinterpreter.com\/\">M J Lee<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you are male, speak Welsh and have problems with your love life, particularly those related to erectile dysfunction, then maybe the new Aberystwyth store opened by Tesco (motto: every little helps) can come to your rescue. The Daily Post reports that the cash machine installed at Tesco&#8217;s new outlet in Aberystwyth is offering a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,32,17],"tags":[36,22,33],"class_list":["post-5012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-translation-and-language-related-matters","category-media","category-oddities","tag-comment","tag-language","tag-media-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5012"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5012\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5024,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5012\/revisions\/5024"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}