{"id":5451,"date":"2015-01-30T13:35:22","date_gmt":"2015-01-30T13:35:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/xislblogs.xtreamlab.net\/slwoods\/?p=5451"},"modified":"2015-01-30T15:40:35","modified_gmt":"2015-01-30T15:40:35","slug":"watch-out-an-apostrophe-thiefs-about","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/?p=5451","title":{"rendered":"Watch out, there&#8217;s an apostrophe thief about!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Seen in <a href=\"http:\/\/galleriesbristol.co.uk\/\">The Galleries<\/a>, Bristol.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/23\/2015\/01\/galleries_apostrophe.jpg\" alt=\"text on poster includes investing in Bristols future\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5452\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2015\/01\/galleries_apostrophe.jpg 600w, https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2015\/01\/galleries_apostrophe-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thefreedictionary.com\/bristols\"><em>Bristols<\/em><\/a> (noun, plural): English rhyming slang for breasts.<\/p>\n<p><em>Bristol&#8217;s<\/em> (possessive): from, of or pertaining to Bristol, a city in the west of England.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s obviously an apostrophe thief abroad in central Bristol. Could it be a <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wiktionary.org\/wiki\/greengrocer%27s_apostrophe\">greengrocer looking for fresh supplies<\/a> (<a href=\"http:\/\/xislblogs.xtreamlab.net\/slwoods\/?p=3994\" title=\"BBC employs greengrocers\"><em>posts passim<\/em><\/a>)? \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seen in The Galleries, Bristol. Bristols (noun, plural): English rhyming slang for breasts. Bristol&#8217;s (possessive): from, of or pertaining to Bristol, a city in the west of England. There&#8217;s obviously an apostrophe thief abroad in central Bristol. Could it be a greengrocer looking for fresh supplies (posts passim)? \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,3,17],"tags":[40,16,10,22],"class_list":["post-5451","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bristol","category-translation-and-language-related-matters","category-oddities","tag-bristol","tag-english-usage","tag-facepalm","tag-language"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5451","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5451"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5451\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5471,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5451\/revisions\/5471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5451"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5451"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5451"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}