{"id":5511,"date":"2015-02-08T09:41:17","date_gmt":"2015-02-08T09:41:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/xislblogs.xtreamlab.net\/slwoods\/?p=5511"},"modified":"2015-02-08T13:26:27","modified_gmt":"2015-02-08T13:26:27","slug":"red-card-offence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/?p=5511","title":{"rendered":"Red card offence?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not being a regular reader of the sports pages, particularly not the football coverage, I&#8217;m indebted to <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Redveee\">Redvee<\/a> once again for the screenshot below of an excerpt from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bristolpost.co.uk\/TIME-MK-Dons-Bristol-City\/story-25990576-detail\/story.html\">yesterday&#8217;s Bristol Post report<\/a> of the League One (<em>that&#8217;s the Third Division in old money. Ed.<\/em>) match between MK Dons and Bristol City FC.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/23\/2015\/02\/bcfc_shit.png\" alt=\"text of screenshot reads Both sides pressed hard for a winning goal in the closing stages and Alli came closest to breaking the deadlock when his fierce shit flew inches wide of the target.\" width=\"565\" height=\"53\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5514\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2015\/02\/bcfc_shit.png 565w, https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2015\/02\/bcfc_shit-300x28.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 565px) 100vw, 565px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Isn&#8217;t defecating on the pitch a <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Penalty_card#Red_card\">red card<\/a> offence? \ud83d\ude09 Besides this, his excrement might have hit spectators behind the goal&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The article has since been corrected.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not being a regular reader of the sports pages, particularly not the football coverage, I&#8217;m indebted to Redvee once again for the screenshot below of an excerpt from yesterday&#8217;s Bristol Post report of the League One (that&#8217;s the Third Division in old money. Ed.) match between MK Dons and Bristol City FC. Isn&#8217;t defecating on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,3,32,17],"tags":[40,22,33],"class_list":["post-5511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bristol","category-translation-and-language-related-matters","category-media","category-oddities","tag-bristol","tag-language","tag-media-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5511"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5511\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5534,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5511\/revisions\/5534"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}