{"id":6044,"date":"2015-05-09T12:03:48","date_gmt":"2015-05-09T12:03:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/xislblogs.xtreamlab.net\/slwoods\/?p=6044"},"modified":"2015-05-09T12:13:48","modified_gmt":"2015-05-09T12:13:48","slug":"braking-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/?p=6044","title":{"rendered":"Braking bad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bristolpost.co.uk\">Bristol Post<\/a>, no stranger to the pages of this blog, has a sister paper, the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.westerndailypress.co.uk\/\">Western Daily Press<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Both used to be produced in Bristol and were printed at the &#8211; now vanished &#8211; print hall of the Temple Way Ministry of Truth.<\/p>\n<p>There used to be an old Bristol joke about the local press. It ran as follows: there are 2 newspapers in Bristol; there&#8217;s the Western Daily Press, which carries stories about far-flung corners of the West Country such as London, Manchester and Edinburgh (<em>or any other 3 major UK cities of your choice. Ed.<\/em>), and the Bristol Evening Post (<em>as it was then called. Ed.<\/em>), which carries stories about far-flung corners of the West Country such as London, Manchester and Edinburgh and 50 pages of classified advertising.<\/p>\n<p>However, both the Post and the Press have more in common than their heritage and ownership. They are both badly written.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.westerndailypress.co.uk\/Armed-police-called-road-Swindon-lorry-spilt-1\/story-26458607-detail\/story.html\">Thursday&#8217;s Press carried a piece<\/a> which puts it firmly in <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Homophone\">homophone<\/a> corner with a dunce&#8217;s hat on its head, as shown by the following screenshot.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/23\/2015\/05\/western_daily_braking.png\" alt=\"text reads Motorists reported the lorry broke hard as it approached a roundabout\" width=\"600\" height=\"44\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-6045\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2015\/05\/western_daily_braking.png 600w, https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2015\/05\/western_daily_braking-300x22.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>For the benefit of passing Press &#8220;journalists&#8221;, here&#8217;s where your anonymous colleague went wrong.<\/p>\n<p>You confused the <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Heterograph\">heterographic<\/a> verbs <a href=\"http:\/\/www.collinsdictionary.com\/dictionary\/english\/break\">to break<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.collinsdictionary.com\/dictionary\/english\/brake\">to brake<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>The former, which you used, is a strong verb, also called an <a href=\"http:\/\/grammar.about.com\/od\/il\/g\/irregularvterm.htm\">irregular verb<\/a>; these verbs form the past tense or the past participle (or both) in various ways but most often by changing the vowel of the present tense form. In this instance, <em>break<\/em> (present tense), <em>broke<\/em> (past tense), <em>broken<\/em> (past participle).<\/p>\n<p>The latter, which you should have used in this case, is a weak verb. These (also called <a href=\"http:\/\/grammar.about.com\/od\/rs\/g\/regverbterm.htm\">regular verbs<\/a>) form the past tense by adding -ed, -d, or -t to the base form (or present tense form) of the verb (e.g. <em>call<\/em>, <em>called<\/em>).<\/p>\n<p>Got it now?<\/p>\n<p>Good! \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Bristol Post, no stranger to the pages of this blog, has a sister paper, the Western Daily Press. Both used to be produced in Bristol and were printed at the &#8211; now vanished &#8211; print hall of the Temple Way Ministry of Truth. 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