{"id":8577,"date":"2018-05-25T08:11:28","date_gmt":"2018-05-25T08:11:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/xislblogs.xtreamlab.net\/slwoods\/?p=8577"},"modified":"2018-05-25T10:03:11","modified_gmt":"2018-05-25T10:03:11","slug":"a-fool-and-his-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/?p=8577","title":{"rendered":"A fool and his money"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Q: Pictured below are 2 men: Winston Churchill, who some would argue was the greatest UK Prime Minister ever; and Piers Morgan, a man of no discernible talent apart from <a href=\"https:\/\/gizmodo.com\/piers-morgan-cant-stop-tweeting-this-picture-of-him-eat-1822677159\">sycophancy to those on the extreme right wing of politics<\/a>. What links them?<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/xislblogs.xtreamlab.net\/slwoods\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2018\/05\/winston_moron.png\" alt=\"Winston Churchill and Piers Moron composite image\" width=\"353\" height=\"240\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8604\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2018\/05\/winston_moron.png 353w, https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2018\/05\/winston_moron-300x204.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 353px) 100vw, 353px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>A: A cigar butt.<\/p>\n<p>One of Churchill&#8217;s discarded cigar butts, to be precise.<\/p>\n<p>Earlier this week, Piers Morgan bought said cigar butt at auction, <a href=\"https:\/\/www.shropshirestar.com\/news\/local-hubs\/north-shropshire\/whitchurch\/2018\/05\/23\/churchills-cigar-bought-by-piers-morgan\/\">as reported by the Shropshire Star<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Piers (<em>affectionately renamed Piers Moron by Private Eye. Ed.<\/em>) was so pleased with his purchase, he also <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/dm3W3mXKYK\">tweeted<\/a> about it.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/xislblogs.xtreamlab.net\/slwoods\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2018\/05\/moron_cigar.png\" alt=\"Tweet reads: I feel so patriotic today that I just bought Sir Winston Churchill\u2019s half-smoked wartime cigar at an auction.\" width=\"592\" height=\"518\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8605\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2018\/05\/moron_cigar.png 592w, https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2018\/05\/moron_cigar-300x263.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 592px) 100vw, 592px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Auctioneers <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trevanionanddean.com\/\">Travanion &amp; Dean<\/a> of Whitchurch in Shropshire had been expecting the half-smoked historical artefact to sell for about &pound;1,000.<\/p>\n<p>Piers paid &pound;2,600 for it.<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, the final bill would have been rather more than that once the auctioneers&#8217; commission had been added.<\/p>\n<p>He may have considered his action patriotic, but Piers&#8217; action reminded your &#8216;umble scribe of an old adage, i.e. <em>a fool and his money are soon parted<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>That bit of folksy wisdom in turn set me researching its origins.<\/p>\n<p>The King James version of the Bible published in 1604 has something similar to this saying in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Proverbs+21%3A20-22&amp;version=KJV\">Proverbs 21:20<\/a>, which states:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>There is treasure to be desired and oil in the dwelling of the wise; but a foolish man spendeth it up.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>However, for a rendition slightly closer to the wording in question, one has to look at 1573&#8217;s <em>Five Hundreth Pointes of Good Husbandrie<\/em> by Thomas Tusser, reproduced below:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p> A foole &amp; his money,<br \/>\nbe soone at debate:<br \/>\nwhich after with sorow,<br \/>\nrepents him to late.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The form of words commonly used in the present proverb were first just over a decade after Tusser. In 1587 Dr. John Bridges writes the sentence below in <em>Defence of the Government of the Church of England<\/em>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>If they pay a penie or two pence more for the reddinesse of them..let them looke to that, a foole and his money is soone parted.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Q: Pictured below are 2 men: Winston Churchill, who some would argue was the greatest UK Prime Minister ever; and Piers Morgan, a man of no discernible talent apart from sycophancy to those on the extreme right wing of politics. What links them? A: A cigar butt. One of Churchill&#8217;s discarded cigar butts, to be [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,32,15,34],"tags":[36,16,22,33,20],"class_list":["post-8577","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-translation-and-language-related-matters","category-media","category-politics","category-social-media","tag-comment","tag-english-usage","tag-language","tag-media-2","tag-politics-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8577","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8577"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8577\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8620,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8577\/revisions\/8620"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8577"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8577"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8577"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}