{"id":8630,"date":"2018-05-26T10:17:39","date_gmt":"2018-05-26T10:17:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/xislblogs.xtreamlab.net\/slwoods\/?p=8630"},"modified":"2018-05-26T10:23:02","modified_gmt":"2018-05-26T10:23:02","slug":"driverless-vehicle-turns-to-theft","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/?p=8630","title":{"rendered":"Driverless vehicle turns to theft"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This blog has previously documented the carnage on the highways caused by driverless vehicles (<a href=\"http:\/\/xislblogs.xtreamlab.net\/slwoods\/?p=8308\"><em>posts passim<\/em><\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>The Bristol Post, the city&#8217;s newspaper of warped record, has now <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bristolpost.co.uk\/news\/bristol-news\/police-stop-4x4-motorway-fake-1610385\">discovered<\/a> that driverless vehicles are not only responsible for so-called &#8220;<em>accidents<\/em>&#8220;, but have now turned to theft &#8211; or attempted theft &#8211; as well.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/xislblogs.xtreamlab.net\/slwoods\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2018\/05\/thieving4wd.png\" alt=\"Headline reads Police stop 4X4 on motorway with fake license plates after it tried to steal a caravan\" width=\"368\" height=\"410\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8635\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2018\/05\/thieving4wd.png 368w, https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2018\/05\/thieving4wd-269x300.png 269w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 368px) 100vw, 368px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>If there&#8217;s one crumb of comfort to be gained from the above report, it is that our brave boys and girls in blue would have had no trouble spotting the offending vehicle with those American &#8220;<em>license plates<\/em>&#8220;. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This blog has previously documented the carnage on the highways caused by driverless vehicles (posts passim). The Bristol Post, the city&#8217;s newspaper of warped record, has now discovered that driverless vehicles are not only responsible for so-called &#8220;accidents&#8220;, but have now turned to theft &#8211; or attempted theft &#8211; as well. If there&#8217;s one crumb [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,3,32,17],"tags":[40,16,10,22,33],"class_list":["post-8630","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bristol","category-translation-and-language-related-matters","category-media","category-oddities","tag-bristol","tag-english-usage","tag-facepalm","tag-language","tag-media-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8630","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8630"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8630\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8637,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8630\/revisions\/8637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8630"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8630"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8630"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}