{"id":9507,"date":"2021-04-11T13:31:26","date_gmt":"2021-04-11T13:31:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/xislblogs.xtreamlab.net\/slwoods\/?p=9507"},"modified":"2021-04-11T13:42:10","modified_gmt":"2021-04-11T13:42:10","slug":"shabby-not-me-says-pm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/?p=9507","title":{"rendered":"Shabby? Not me, says PM"},"content":{"rendered":"\r\n<p>Worzel Gummidge, the British Prime Minister, has responded to <a href=\"https:\/\/www.independent.co.uk\/news\/uk\/politics\/prince-philip-death-boris-johnson-b1829647.html\">criticism in the press regarding his &#8220;<em>shabby<\/em>&#8221; and &#8220;<em>disrespectful<\/em>&#8221; appearance<\/a>, and that he &#8220;<em>couldn&#8217;t even do his hair<\/em>&#8221; when making a statement in Downing Street about the death on Friday of <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Prince_Philip,_Duke_of_Edinburgh\">Philip Mountbatten-Windsor<\/a>, aged 99.<\/p>\r\n<figure id=\"attachment_9524\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-9524\" style=\"width: 460px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9524\" src=\"http:\/\/xislblogs.xtreamlab.net\/slwoods\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2021\/04\/bozo_worzel.png\" alt=\"Lookalikes - Boris Johnson and Worzel Gummidge\" width=\"460\" height=\"285\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2021\/04\/bozo_worzel.png 460w, https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/\/sites\/23\/2021\/04\/bozo_worzel-300x186.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 460px) 100vw, 460px\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-9524\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Mirror, mirror on the wall, who&#8217;s the scruffiest of them all?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\r\n<p>Speaking from <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Chequers\">Chequers<\/a>, a visibly shocked an astounded Worzel Gummidge apologised to those who had expressed their anger on social media and added: &#8220;Anyone would think I always looked as if I&#8217;d been dragged through a hedge backwards, like former London Mayor Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson!&#8221;<\/p>\r\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Worzel Gummidge, the British Prime Minister, has responded to criticism in the press regarding his &#8220;shabby&#8221; and &#8220;disrespectful&#8221; appearance, and that he &#8220;couldn&#8217;t even do his hair&#8221; when making a statement in Downing Street about the death on Friday of Philip Mountbatten-Windsor, aged 99. Speaking from Chequers, a visibly shocked an astounded Worzel Gummidge apologised [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,15],"tags":[36,33,27,20,35],"class_list":["post-9507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-media","category-politics","tag-comment","tag-media-2","tag-obituary","tag-politics-2","tag-social-media"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9507"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9529,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9507\/revisions\/9529"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.slwoods.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}