Vicious toilet

Vicious toilet

Beware if you ever visit the gents at the Bull Hotel at Fairford in Gloucestershire; the vitreous china might attack you.

Last Friday’s Wilts & Gloucestershire Standard reports that a customer who smashed the toilet to bits claims he was acting in self defence.

Wot you lookin’ at? Wanna fight?

The unnamed Kempsford man claims he was about to be attacked and smashed the toilet to attract the attention of other patrons.

However, the local constabulary were unimpressed by his assertions and he’s due to appear before Cheltenham Magistrates on 24th February.

Hat tip: Dr Bob Irving.

Author: Steve Woods

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