The story that the fair city of Bristol is to see the roll-out of 4G mobile access has not escaped the eagle eyes of The Daily Mash, as the screenshot below shows.

4G is shorthand for the fourth generation of mobile telecommunications standards and the successor to third generation (3G) standards.

Urban Dictionary defines ‘gert lush’ as: “The highest form of praise that can be given to anything by a Bristolian.”

Proper job, says I. 😉