An update on the recent Franco-British fishing spat courtesy of the Daily Brexit (which some still call the Daily Express. Ed.).

How it started How it’s going
Two headlines read: It's on! UK fight back in France fishing war - retaliation after disproportionate attack; and Boris cave in to France. More than 100 extra fishing licences issued since Macron's threats

I make the score France 1, UK 0, a slight improvement on the score in the cod wars with Iceland of more distant times.