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  • I write for Bristol 24/7 (again)

    On Thursday last week, Bristol 247 published the item below penned by your ‘umble scribe in the wake of the Jennifer Lawrence nude pictures scandal under the title “Staying safe online: How not to become the next Jennifer Lawrence“.

    In recent days actress Jennifer Lawrence, best known for her role in 2012’s The Hunger Games, and other celebrities had their private pictures leaked online when their Apple iCloud account passwords were hacked and their intimate snaps snaffled.

    However, it is unlikely that any blame can be attached to Apple for the security break. It’s far more likely to be the users’ lack of care in setting up their user names and passwords as the images were stolen by an unknown person using specialist software.

    As regards passwords, hackers have 2 main methods for harvesting them – the dictionary attack and the brute force attack.

    A dictionary attack is a technique for defeating an authentication mechanism by trying to determine its decryption key or passphrase by trying hundreds or sometimes millions of likely possibilities, such as words in a dictionary. Dictionary attacks succeed because many people tend to choose simple passwords which are short (7 characters or fewer), such as single words found in dictionaries or simple, easily predicted variations on words, such as appending a digit. However, dictionary attacks are easy to defeat. Adding a single random character in the middle can make dictionary attacks untenable.

    A brute force attack consists of systematically checking all possible keys or passwords until the correct one is found. Due to the number of possible combinations of letters, numbers, and symbols, a brute force attack can take a long time to complete.

    Both dictionary and brute force attacks can be automated, speeding up the process considerably. For instance, it can take under a minute to crack a password with a dictionary attack if the password is weak and insecure.

    If you don’t want to end up in the same embarrassing predicament as Jennifer and her fellow victims, there are a few simple steps you can take.

    Cloud computing may be all the rage at present, but the simplest security measure you could take to safeguard your data would be not to use the cloud at all. In my professional work as a linguist, all my jobs involve confidential or private information, so I wouldn’t use cloud storage for the simple reason of that information being subject to the security – or lack of it – implemented by a third party.

    However, if you do use cloud storage, then don’t use it to store sensitive and/or privileged information, such as pictures displaying your rude bits or any other confidential stuff you wouldn’t want anyone else to see or access.

    There are a few more simple steps mainly involving passwords that you can take to improve your security:

    • Don’t use a simple password! According to password management company SplashData, the top three passwords of 2013 were “123456”, “password” and “12345678”;
    • Use a strong password. This is a password that’s alphanumeric, comprising both letters and numbers;
    • For additional security, use punctuation in your passwords too. Including punctuation in a mixed case alphanumeric password generally creates a more secure password, which would be exponentially harder to discover using either a dictionary or brute force password discovery method;
    • Use a long password. Most password crackers have no problem working out passwords up to 15 characters in length;
    • Don’t use the same password for all logins. I know this can be tedious and inconvenient, but it is worth it! If you have difficulty remembering passwords, note the details of your various accounts and the related passwords in a spreadsheet, but do remember to use yet another password to safeguard the spreadsheet itself! Alternatively, use password management software (such as KeePass) instead of a spreadsheet;
    • As with passwords, try using a non-obvious user name for logins.

    Devising secure passwords is not something everyone can do, but there’s help available here too. Symantec provides a Secure Password Generator, which will generate passwords between 8 and 64 characters in length and allows the use of lower and upper case characters, numbers and punctuation.

  • Bristol invents the bup

    Bristol likes to regard itself as a place of innovation.

    Bearing this inventive spirit in mind, contractors working in Old Market Street for Bristol City Council have invented a new public conveyance vehicle – the bup.

    image of bus stop featuring words Bup Stop

    A spokesperson for Bristol City Council said: “We take the misspelling of road marking very seriously and will soon be appointing an expensive CONsultant to advise us of the best possible solution.” (That quotation was made up, wasn’t it? Ed.)

    Hat tip: Bristol Post.

    Update 27/08/14: the orthographical gaffe was corrected yesterday, according to the Bristol Post.

  • West Country confusion

    The Western Daily Press is a stablemate of the Bristol Post and seems to share many of the latter’s afflictions – the same ugly Brutalist building on Bristol’s Temple Way, poor English, dodgy photo captions and the like.

    It was therefore no surprise to encounter a prime example of confused reporting this morning, as illustrated by the screenshot below.

    screensot of garbled article from Western Daily Press

    If one examines the article to which the news page above relates, three disparate elements seem to have been combined by reporter Geoff Bennett (who also writes for the Bristol Post. Ed.) and his associates, i.e.:

    • a headline referring to widespread outbreaks of salmonella food poisoning in hospitals in England;
    • a cuddly kittens picture and apposite caption; and
    • a report on the court case of the alleged groping barber (who was cleared by the court. Ed.) which gave rise to Friday’s sexist Bristol Post front page (posts passim).

    There is nothing like good, unambiguous reporting of the news – and the Western Daily Press is capable of nothing like it!

  • Bristol Post Balls – bad punning and sexism

    Regular readers will be aware that the Bristol Post is not renowned for the quality of its journalism.

    However, the dreadful pun and sexism of today’s front page of the dead tree edition marked a new low in the paper’s already woeful standards.

    image of Bristol Post front page with sexist pun

    Bad puns are annoying in headlines at the best of times and sexism is tolerated far less than when the fifty-something males in charge of producing Bristol’s daily work of fiction first started out in what was then called journalism.

    There has been a steady stream of criticism of the Bristol Post on Twitter throughout the day.

    However, the paper has not sought to respond to any of its critics, presumably because the person in charge of the Twitter account has yet to notice the ‘reply’ button.

    In addition, some of Bristol’s Twitterati have also been alerting the national media to The Post’s disgraceful front page seeking to trivialise a sexual assault.

    With front pages like the one above, is it any surprise that the Post’s circulation figures (as measured by ABC) are falling by nearly 11% per year? Not to me it isn’t!

    Update 18/08/14: Bristol 24-7 is reporting today that Bristol City councillor Naomi Rylatt has written to the Press Complaints Commission (PCC) over the above front page headline, describing it as a “disgusting attempt at humour“.

  • Telegraph on prolonged peace mission

    A typographical error in a headline on the Telegraph’s website envisaged a long lull in the present conflict between the Palestinians in Gaza and the state Israel which has now been raging for more than 3 weeks.

    headline stating 72-year ceasefire agreed by both sides

    The error has since been corrected to read Gaza conflict: 72-hour ceasefire agreed by both sides.

  • Cricket explained

    The second Test series between England and India is currently taking place in Southampton (it’ll be day 3 today. Ed.) and my radio is tuned to the epic poem that is the BBC’s Test Match Special from 10.25 until the close of play each day, with the likes of Aggers, Blowers, Tuffers and Geoffrey Boycott (posts passim) filling the air with their wise words and wit.

    Cricket is a complex game that can take a long time to understand fully and I’m still occasionally baffled by the commentators. For the uninitiated, the many different laws and the strange names for positions on the field can seem overwhelming. For instance, which other game has a position on the field called ‘cow corner’*?.

    Below is a simple explanation for the uninitiated, which I originally heard at school decades ago as a brief summary of the game for foreigners.

    You have two sides, one out in the field and one in. Each man that’s in the side that’s in goes out, and when he’s out he comes in and the next man goes in until he’s out. When they are all out, the side that’s out comes in and the side that’s been in goes out and tries to get those coming in, out. Sometimes you get men still in and not out. When a man goes out to go in, the men who are out try to get him out, and when he is out he goes in and the next man in goes out and goes in. There are two men called umpires who stay out all the time and they decide when the men who are in are out. When both sides have been in and all the men have been out, and both sides have been out twice after all the men have been in, including those who are not out, that is the end of the game.

    For those who need help with fielding positions, Wikimedia Commons has helpfully provided the following graphic.

    image of cricket fielding positions

    Note that the fielding positions would be reversed for a left-handed batsman.

    * Cow corner = the area of the field (roughly) between deep mid-wicket and wide long-on. So called because few ‘legitimate’ shots are aimed to this part of the field, so fielders are rarely placed there – leading to the concept that cows could happily graze in that area.

  • Swansea news exclusive

    Over in Swansea, Bristol Post owners Local World have a local news title – the South Wales Evening Post, which describes itself as “Wales’ largest selling newspaper“.

    As such, one would have thought that such a boast was based upon hard-hitting stories and investigative journalism.

    However, this is not so.

    Just like its Bristol counterpart, the South Wales Evening Post also has an approach to what constitutes news and headlines which could be described as parochial, i.e. narrow in outlook or scope.

    image of advert for paper with headline mouldy rolls ruined family bbq

    Hat tip: Marjory Smith

  • The Department of Dirty: coming soon to UK government?

    The Open Rights Group has launched the Department of Dirty website to draw attention to the filtering (also known as censorship. Ed.) of internet content by UK ISPs, particularly mobile providers.

    To find out if you can access the Dirty Internet via your mobile, phone your provider’s Department of Dirty customer services. Your mobile phone normally has internet filtering enabled by default.

    • 02 – 0800 977 7337
    • EE – 0844 381 6301
    • Vodafone – 08700 700 191 or 191
    • Three – 0333 300 3333 or 3333
    • Giffgaff Access adult content
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