Bristol Post Balls – irritable vowel syndrome

Bristol Post Balls – irritable vowel syndrome

If you either travel into or out of Bristol from the south or sail into or out of the city docks, you’ll be familiar with the Plimsoll Bridge, a swing bridge built over the Cumberland Basin in 1965.

Plimsoll Bridge in action
Bristol’s Plimsoll Bridge in action. Picture courtesy of Wikimedia Commons

Unfortunately, there’s been some trouble with the bridge recently: during one recent rush hour swing some vital part broke and the bridge remained open – and closed to motor traffic – until the next day when it was cranked closed by hand.

The various repairs that need to be carried out will require several weeks and vessels with high masts will therefore not be able to get into and out of the docks for that period.

Yesterday the Bristol Post’s Michael Ribbeck reported on the latest stage of repairs.

His first sentence reads as follows:

A carriageway of a swing bridge in the centre of Bristol had to be closed overnight while repairs were carried out to lose joints.

Poor Michael! Not only does he have trouble with his vowels, as with the old Stork margarine advertisement, he can’t tell verbs from adjectives! 🙂

Author: Steve Woods

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