The photograph below popped up in your ‘umble scribe’s social media feed this morning.
Judging by the use of the term restroom, the sign was apparently affixed to the door to the toilets of a fast food outlet somewhere in the USA, allegedly in a branch of junk food giant McDonalds, according to the original social media post.
Note the three exclamation marks at the end of the phrase. One is usually sufficient.
It is not known how long the chain itself – or indeed the United States as a nation – has permitted cannibalism either within or outwith toilet facilities, let alone endorsed the practice.
One pertinent question springs to mind: “Do you want fries with that?
Bon appétit !
Just ignore the smell and the sound of running water…