Situations vacant: woodland builders

Situations vacant: woodland builders

Reach plc local titles are an excellent source of exclusives, mainly due to the poor quality English of some of their employees.

Today’s Bristol Live/Post has one such exclusive, which also doubles up a secret classified for for very specialist workers in the construction trade, namely woodland builders, as per the screenshot below.

Biggest woodland in a generation to be built near Bristol

Your ‘umble scribe is glad to see that the generation of greenery has been modernised. Building woodland sounds much more contemporary and organised than just letting the shrubbery sprout naturally. It will also ensure more employment for those in the construction trade, which is always the first to suffer and the last to recover in any economic downturn. 😀

Author: Steve Woods

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